Damkipcib is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, weak clam.

Damkipcib created a bottom quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Damkipcib, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Damkipcib, it will turn you into a slug.

Damkipcib's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Damkipcib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not prepare figs while filled with envy.

2. Never touch oil while tainted.

3. Never write about black holes.

4. Run away from brown capybaras, for they are unholy.

5. Never allow mice to witness sacred rites.