Dubflambut is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, able hummingbird.

Dubflambut created a down quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Dubflambut, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Dubflambut, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Dubflambut's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Dubflambut's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Never talk about fluid mechanics.

3. Dubflambut loves squirrels, so they must be honoured.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.