Rapcansan is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, fussy mole.

Rapcansan created the Cigar Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rapcansan, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Rapcansan, it will manifest in front of you.

Rapcansan's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Rapcansan's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant pink sculpture of Rapcansan in the centre of the settlement.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Always cleanse blood with water.

4. Never adorn your legs with mauve markings.

5. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.