Rillingarn Armbotlistcadfiglitbenflis is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, effective chicken.

Rillingarn Armbotlistcadfiglitbenflis created light five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rillingarn Armbotlistcadfiglitbenflis, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Rillingarn Armbotlistcadfiglitbenflis, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Rillingarn Armbotlistcadfiglitbenflis' most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Rillingarn Armbotlistcadfiglitbenflis' Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if nine ducks approach from the south.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Always make sure there are no porpoises in a room before entering it.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
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