Tabsinnart is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, sage chicken.

Tabsinnart created a quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tabsinnart, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Tabsinnart, she will curse you with boils.

Tabsinnart's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Tabsinnart's Holy Commandments

1. Pray only in firelight.

2. Never point your feet toward the north during prayer.

3. Do not wear silver on your body.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.