Flagdutpark is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, omniscient owl.

Flagdutpark created the Sol system four years ago.

If you believe in Flagdutpark, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Flagdutpark, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Flagdutpark's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Flagdutpark's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Do not drink water in orange rooms.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never talk about shrews.

5. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.