Binyatsom Zogzimquilldut is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, narcissistic centaur.

Binyatsom Zogzimquilldut created the Large Magellanic Cloud five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Binyatsom Zogzimquilldut, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Binyatsom Zogzimquilldut, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Binyatsom Zogzimquilldut's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Binyatsom Zogzimquilldut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Binyatsom Zogzimquilldut's name in vain.

2. Never go into white rooms.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Put Binyatsom Zogzimquilldut first in all things.

5. Always wear mauve.