Quafbagfon is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, astonishing frog.

Quafbagfon created carbon seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Quafbagfon, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Quafbagfon, she will try to impress you with trees.

Quafbagfon's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Quafbagfon's Holy Commandments

1. Never discuss photosynthesis in public assemblies.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Quafbagfon.