Badvedyik is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, flying chicken.

Badvedyik created a charm quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Badvedyik, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Badvedyik, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Badvedyik's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Badvedyik's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about dark matter.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not trade with those who eat gooseberries.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.