Fendidteen Pibkombap is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, dishonest gerbil.

Fendidteen Pibkombap created energy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fendidteen Pibkombap, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Fendidteen Pibkombap, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Fendidteen Pibkombap's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Fendidteen Pibkombap's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Fendidteen Pibkombap.

2. Run away from pink moths, for they are unholy.

3. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in white.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Always treat goats with great respect.