Yikfasbud is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, sage rat.

Yikfasbud created Asia six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yikfasbud, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Yikfasbud, she will remove you from existence.

Yikfasbud's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Yikfasbud's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the west.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Do not kill tortoises.

4. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never talk about eukaryotes.