Ladgenomin is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, cheerful bee.

Ladgenomin created an up quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ladgenomin, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Ladgenomin, she will send you a sign.

Ladgenomin's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Ladgenomin's Holy Commandments

1. Never chant in the presence of squirrels.

2. Always obey Ladgenomin's priests.

3. Do not hurt nematodes.

4. Frogs are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Always pray immersed in water.