Cadvongovmip is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, annoying ferret.

Cadvongovmip created the Sol system three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cadvongovmip, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Cadvongovmip, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Cadvongovmip's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Cadvongovmip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Feed all hungry seals.

3. Never feed garlic to mice while wearing hats.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate sheep.

5. Never think about dark matter near squirrels while wearing white ear rings and balancing four tin spheres on your chest.