Hadlarppit is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, unsympathetic wyrm.

Hadlarppit created Asia six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hadlarppit, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Hadlarppit, it will turn you into a goat.

Hadlarppit's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Hadlarppit's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the west.

2. Never run near great tits.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never paint your legs blue.

5. Hadlarppit loves dolphins, so they must be honoured.