Rigafgun is a god.
She takes the form of a planet-sized, clever
cobra.
Rigafgun created the Milkyway nine billion years ago.
If you believe in
Rigafgun, she will give you a free moon.
If you do not believe in
Rigafgun, she will destroy your home galaxy.
Rigafgun's most sacred site is Wukan in China.
Rigafgun's Holy Commandments1. Do not chop down trees.
2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Rigafgun.
3. Never paint your feet turquoise.
4. Do not wear aluminium on your body.
5. Fast once a month.