Rigafgun is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, clever cobra.

Rigafgun created the Milkyway nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Rigafgun, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Rigafgun, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Rigafgun's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Rigafgun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Rigafgun.

3. Never paint your feet turquoise.

4. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

5. Fast once a month.