Fotnullkop is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, omniscient chinchilla.

Fotnullkop created humanity two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fotnullkop, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Fotnullkop, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Fotnullkop's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Fotnullkop's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. Never talk about ultrasonics near porpoises while wearing brown kilts and balancing eight gold spheres on your head.

3. Never sprint in holy places.

4. Foxes are not to be trusted.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.