Geppitlop is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, prudent parrot.

Geppitlop created light three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Geppitlop, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Geppitlop, it will destroy your home planet.

Geppitlop's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Geppitlop's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no horses in a room before entering it.

2. Do not wear mauve clothing.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Always help snakes.

5. Never wear yellow shirts.