Ratcatbid is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, kind cobra.

Ratcatbid created an up quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Ratcatbid, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Ratcatbid, it will manifest in front of you.

Ratcatbid's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Ratcatbid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in green rooms.

2. Never talk about black holes.

3. Erect four silver sculptures of Ratcatbid on top of important buildings.

4. Erect a giant white sculpture of Ratcatbid in the centre of the settlement.

5. Always obey Ratcatbid's priests.