Botgarflis is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, overgenerous goat.

Botgarflis created dark matter nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Botgarflis, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Botgarflis, she will try to impress you with trees.

Botgarflis' most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Botgarflis' Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never talk about moons.

3. Learn four new languages a year.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Worship no other gods but Botgarflis.