Hubgilstip is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, able dugong.

Hubgilstip created viruses five million years ago.

If you believe in Hubgilstip, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Hubgilstip, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Hubgilstip's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Hubgilstip's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing near moths.

2. Hubgilstip must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Always make sure there are no mites in a room before entering it.

4. Put Hubgilstip first in all things.

5. Never eat green fruit.