Hudbifhim is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, conceited snake.

Hudbifhim created silver seven million years ago.

If you believe in Hudbifhim, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Hudbifhim, it will be mildly annoyed.

Hudbifhim's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Hudbifhim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Retreat if three eagles approach from the north.

3. Do not take Hudbifhim's name in vain.

4. Never hurt capybaras.

5. Never think about quantum gravity.