Toflargab is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, generous horse.

Toflargab created a top quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Toflargab, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Toflargab, it will not care.

Toflargab's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Toflargab's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Hide if four horses approach from the south.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never talk about quantum gravity near capybaras while wearing gray rings.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.