Dangovpopsin is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, omniscient skunk.

Dangovpopsin created oxygen three billion years ago.

If you believe in Dangovpopsin, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Dangovpopsin, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Dangovpopsin's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Dangovpopsin's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about fluid mechanics.

2. Always obey Dangovpopsin's priests.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never feed figs to great tits while wearing yellow tights.