Bamtailshav Bunspaggamgud is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, blissful giraffe.

Bamtailshav Bunspaggamgud created a down quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bamtailshav Bunspaggamgud, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Bamtailshav Bunspaggamgud, she will boil you in a big pot.

Bamtailshav Bunspaggamgud's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Bamtailshav Bunspaggamgud's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not wear red clothing.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Bamtailshav Bunspaggamgud must be the most important thing in your life.