Benlanflow is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, annoying wyvern.

Benlanflow created the Cigar Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Benlanflow, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Benlanflow, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Benlanflow's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Benlanflow's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

2. Feed all hungry pigs.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Benlanflow.

4. Erect a large copper sculpture of Benlanflow on top of all buildings.

5. Always treat frogs with great respect.