Yattrullloop is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, merciless coyote.

Yattrullloop created energy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yattrullloop, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Yattrullloop, it will be very sad.

Yattrullloop's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Yattrullloop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Do not dye your hair fawn.

3. Put Yattrullloop first in all things.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never talk about amino acids.