Cubhenved is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, duplicitous jaguar.

Cubhenved created dark matter nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cubhenved, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Cubhenved, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Cubhenved's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Cubhenved's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. You must never eat figs.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.