Mip is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, merciful skunk.

Mip created dark matter seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mip, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Mip, she will destroy your favourite star.

Mip's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Mip's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never think ill of sick goats.

3. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Never laugh near foxes.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.