Hudvongomcungetmatlat is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, overgenerous sheep.

Hudvongomcungetmatlat created snails three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hudvongomcungetmatlat, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Hudvongomcungetmatlat, she will laugh at you.

Hudvongomcungetmatlat's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Hudvongomcungetmatlat's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate nematodes.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Hudvongomcungetmatlat.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never hurt dolphins.