Yimbass is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, dishonest jellyfish.

Yimbass created the Black Eye Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yimbass, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Yimbass, she will turn you into a dog.

Yimbass' most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Yimbass' Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat beans.

2. Hide from blue birds for they are unholy.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Feed all hungry frogs.

5. Pray towards the south.