Bunsadsig is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, emotional fairy.

Bunsadsig created the Milkyway two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bunsadsig, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Bunsadsig, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Bunsadsig's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Bunsadsig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat cherries.

2. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in black.

3. Retreat if eight shrews approach from the south.

4. Never go into orange rooms.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force near squirrels while wearing brown jumpers and balancing nine silver spheres on your neck.