Titdussnutt is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, dishonourable dog.

Titdussnutt created a down quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Titdussnutt, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Titdussnutt, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Titdussnutt's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Titdussnutt's Holy Commandments

1. Titdussnutt loves moths, so they must be honoured.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Erect a large iron sculpture of Titdussnutt on top of all buildings.

4. Do not keep seven doves in a large pit.

5. You must pray to Titdussnutt four times a day.