Jopnegmap is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, humorless gnu.

Jopnegmap created the Sun seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Jopnegmap, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Jopnegmap, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Jopnegmap's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Jopnegmap's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into black rooms.

2. Always obey Jopnegmap's priests.

3. Do not keep four shrews in a large pit.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.