Kamstercun is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, kind hummingbird.

Kamstercun created the planet Saturn nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Kamstercun, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Kamstercun, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Kamstercun's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Kamstercun's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in pink.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never talk about asteroids.

5. You must pray to Kamstercun eight times a day.