Hivnartcan is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, witless lobster.

Hivnartcan created a bottom quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hivnartcan, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Hivnartcan, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Hivnartcan's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Hivnartcan's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not dye your hair fawn.

3. Never think about quantum mechanics near frogs while wearing orange kilts and balancing nine platinum spheres on your head.

4. Never feed spinach to badgers while wearing black trousers.

5. Never think ill of sick dogs.