Cibkimwip is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, smart crow.

Cibkimwip created humanity two billion years ago.

If you believe in Cibkimwip, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Cibkimwip, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Cibkimwip's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Cibkimwip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Erect a large lead sculpture of Cibkimwip on top of all buildings.

4. Pray towards the east.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.