Benbatsakkanvonbug is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, staggering pig.

Benbatsakkanvonbug created the planet Jupiter four years ago.

If you believe in Benbatsakkanvonbug, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Benbatsakkanvonbug, it will turn you into a mole.

Benbatsakkanvonbug's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Benbatsakkanvonbug's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Always obey Benbatsakkanvonbug's priests.