Linvigtad is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, effective capybara.

Linvigtad created a strange quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Linvigtad, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Linvigtad, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Linvigtad's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Linvigtad's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Linvigtad.

3. Never think about black holes.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate otters.

5. You must never eat oranges.
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