Hublatben Limganyam is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, cheerful swallow.

Hublatben Limganyam created Mount Everest five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hublatben Limganyam, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Hublatben Limganyam, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Hublatben Limganyam's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Hublatben Limganyam's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about nebulae.

2. Never wear boots.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

4. Do not kill geese.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.