Capxendun is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, selfish gnu.

Capxendun created the Cigar Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Capxendun, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Capxendun, it will laugh at you.

Capxendun's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Capxendun's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention dolphins.

2. Do not shave your hands.

3. Pray towards the west.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Learn seven new languages a year.