Raghapsin is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, ruthless salamander.

Raghapsin created parasitic wasps nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Raghapsin, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Raghapsin, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Raghapsin's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Raghapsin's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about special relativity near pigs while wearing purple boots and balancing seven zinc spheres on your legs.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never write about fluid mechanics.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.