Tigbimban is a god.
She takes the form of a chunky, benevolent
dolphin.
Tigbimban created the Sunflower Galaxy six trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Tigbimban, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.
If you do not believe in
Tigbimban, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.
Tigbimban's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.
Tigbimban's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about spacetime near birds while wearing yellow coats and balancing eight copper spheres on your arms.
2. Do not eat grapes.
3. Always obey Tigbimban's priests.
4. Always wear purple.
5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.