Rotflighog is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, happy rhinoceros.

Rotflighog created the Sol system seven million years ago.

If you believe in Rotflighog, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Rotflighog, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Rotflighog's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Rotflighog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Do not hurt tapirs.