Flambusdut is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, able tapir.

Flambusdut created everything that exists eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flambusdut, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Flambusdut, it will remove you from existence.

Flambusdut's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Flambusdut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Hide if eight foxes approach from the east.

3. Do not jump in public.

4. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Always make sure there are no voles in a building before entering it.