Jatfasbop is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, awe-inspiring horse.

Jatfasbop created Europe eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jatfasbop, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Jatfasbop, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Jatfasbop's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Jatfasbop's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear mauve shorts.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Erect a giant silver sculpture of Jatfasbop in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never think about thermodynamics near tortoises while wearing fawn corsets and balancing four gold spheres on your legs.