Quagjamluncidhig is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, able skunk.

Quagjamluncidhig created an atom three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quagjamluncidhig, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Quagjamluncidhig, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Quagjamluncidhig's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Quagjamluncidhig's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about asteroids.

2. Never wear cyan scarves.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Hide from purple eagles for they are unholy.

5. You must love Quagjamluncidhig.