Gigfobnak is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, sage dragon.

Gigfobnak created humankind eight million years ago.

If you believe in Gigfobnak, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Gigfobnak, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Gigfobnak's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Gigfobnak's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dark matter.

2. Never write about bacteria.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate manatees.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gigfobnak.

5. Retreat if three great tits approach from the east.