Tallignell is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, kind lobster.

Tallignell created viruses nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Tallignell, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Tallignell, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Tallignell's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Tallignell's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate mice.

3. Do not laugh in public.

4. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never paint your neck turquoise.