Bumdavpodfid is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, boastful fish.

Bumdavpodfid created time and space two billion years ago.

If you believe in Bumdavpodfid, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Bumdavpodfid, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Bumdavpodfid's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Bumdavpodfid's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never hurt geese.

3. Erect a giant zinc sculpture of Bumdavpodfid in the centre of the settlement.

4. Always wear red.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bumdavpodfid.