Dagkaptik is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, clever gnu.

Dagkaptik created Africa three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dagkaptik, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Dagkaptik, it will strike you with lightening.

Dagkaptik's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Dagkaptik's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Always treat geese with great respect.

3. Never feed lots of nuts to voles while wearing red stockings.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never think about nebulae.