Flabbadcen is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, caring frog.

Flabbadcen created a charm quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Flabbadcen, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Flabbadcen, he will think nothing of it.

Flabbadcen's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Flabbadcen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Flabbadcen.

3. Never talk about chlorophyll.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.