Sithivgov is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, duplicitous mole.

Sithivgov created dark matter two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sithivgov, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Sithivgov, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Sithivgov's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Sithivgov's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Always obey Sithivgov's priests.

4. Whales are not to be trusted.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Sithivgov.